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Tuesday, 16 October 2018

Just a thought


I've been having a reoccurring thought circling through my head for a while now.

So here it is: Whoever named the letter "W" as "double u" in the English alphabet
must have felt PRETTY confident that no one would dream of using 2 U's next to each other in a word

You know what, I accept your challenge that I lysaali50 will find a word with 2 consecutive u's in the Great British language!

Wednesday, 2 May 2018

Cannibalism 💀

I had a debate this morning with someone about cannibalism, you know as you do at break time.
Basically we were debating whether cannibalism should be legalized. Personally I don't think that it should be legalized not because of dangers but because of social norms.

However, if you think about it all food comes from corpses, so if farms were placed next to graveyards, we'd all be indirect cannibals.

p.s. I still wouldn't anyone unless in EXTREME cases 









Sunday, 1 April 2018

the future

many people look forward to flying cars which I'll admit does sound cool but overall I must confess that this is one invention that we don't need.

#1
when the current transport take off they do it very slowly, this is hazardous because what if someone else is taking off on their flying car and crash into their neighbor, you think car accidents were bad? air accidents would be much worse.

#2
following on from the last point, when they do take off air pollution would worsen and it's already pretty bad.
also because flying all willy-nilly is dangerous, if the government decide to build roads for the air not only would it jeopardize the flying concept but it will also cause awful awful visual pollution, it would be like 100 mexican borders stacked on top of each other (imagine how many km high the roads will be)

#3
it will also cause traffic in the air so not only will the roads below be clogged but the air will be clogged and our beautiful planet will be ruined 






Tuesday, 27 March 2018

the hero that no one talks about


have you ever thought what would happen if dung beetles went extinct?
I haven't, it was just yesterday after watching a paticular TedEd video where I was given the truth.

if dung beetles died out, the world would be covered in poop, dung beetles eat our stools. they legit chew through our chocolate-hotdogs and keep our planet clean with less methane.
not only do they eat poop but some beetles dig them underground to protect their eggs from predators.
so the next time you see poop or a dung beetle you'll appreciate the beauty of nature.





 

 

May be a cartoon of text that says "I KNOW YOU FEEL REJECTED RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU ARE IMPORTANT το ME. LOOK AT ME. YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SHIT."












Friday, 23 March 2018

hydration 101

recently I have figured out how to stay hydrated. typically lots of people tend to use words of profanity therefore my suggestion to stay hydrated is to take a sip of water whenever you hear these words of the profanity group.

sure, it'll feel strange and unnatural at first, but then you'll be grabbing your water bottle without any thoughts.

For more information please search up Pavlov's dogs.


Sunday, 18 March 2018

a paradox this is

here's a random thought I had in the shower. that's right, I shower unlike those heathens that lie there in brown water...

"sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me." this saying contradicts with "the pen is mightier than the sword" and that saying contradicts with "actions speak LOUDER than words"
so it's a impossible to find out if words are stronger than actions 








Saturday, 17 March 2018

my legacy

since the dawn of time, every man woman and child has had a dream. so that when they die, there will be something the whole world can remember them by.
this could be anything: a plant, a machine, a person, an organ or... a word.
my dream is to make the word "disgrucious" a proper word.
disgrucious is an adjective and it is defined as sickening and repulsive.