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Tuesday, 6 April 2021

"Do you want to be friends?"

I don't want to speak for anyone, but I HATE this question and feel like it shouldn't need to be asked. 
If you've been chatting away with someone for some time, then that itself should be a sign that 2 people are friendly to each other. 

 But if for some reason, you haven't found such sign, and DO ask that dreaded question, you're very likely to be responded with a "Yes" because...
 1. who on Earth will decline friendship? 

2. who talks to peple they don't like? But, if after all this, You STILL NEED to ask for friendship and can't just imply the new friendship, then IF you're ever been conversing with me, just remeber: 
I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER OF FREINDSHIP. PLEASE DON'T ASK, IT'LL ONLY MAKE THE MOMENT AWKWARD. At the very least, it'll be 50% awkward. 🥺

Monday, 7 September 2020

Lysa's Guide To The Gregorian Calander

DISCLOSURE: for the record, i Lysa Shah Ali don't who Julian or Gregory were or when they were born. what i do know is that Gregory's calander has 3 less days and takes in account for the leap day for a more accurate way of telling time. which, i mean, what even is time? never the less, Gregory did a good job noticing time that the Romans left out, which if we look into Roman history, i feel like happened a lot (i mean 0) But enough with the introduction, i'm here to rant about Gregory's flaws.
take a look at the Gregorian calander, look carefully. (i'm going to say "gregorian calander" so many times in this blog i'm going to hate hearing it after) every month seems to follow a pattern Right? there seems to be 1 consecutive "31 not-31" day rule for every month Right? WRONG! there is a 31 not-31 day rule, but it gets broken. and if we take a look at the Gregorian calandr again, we can spot that the WORST month is August.
AND that is why AUGUST is my LEAST favourite month. not because i "can't stand the heat with my cold, reptillian, British blood" because it gives me OCD and now you have it too

Wednesday, 10 July 2019

The Art of Reading

“The art of reading and studying consists in remembering the essentials and forgetting what is not essential.” 
This message has a point to it. To effectively remember information, cut out the non-essesntials.
This process is also used in Abstraction, where non-essetential data are removed to solve problems efficiently like

  • finding the shortest routes somewhere 
  • or finding trends across large data sets 
  • or finding solutions to smallest problems and then using them to solve LARGER problems 
for anyone who wishes to know where the quote came from please click on the link in the quote above.
PLEASE NOTE: good messages can come from all sorts of people despite their personal beleifs

Tuesday, 1 January 2019

Man V Wild

Mankind is savage. We're capable of ridiculing eachother to the point of loss of a connection.

In the wild, mumma spiders protected their young by eating their spouse, while we would abuse another species with a bug catching net to the point where they move in the game 'Animal Crossing'

And Don't get me started on the amount of abuse in Animal Crossing.
The villagers just want a NORMAL life but we won't let that happen, so we hit them, or trap them or watch them argue with their siblings which btw, WE STARTED. And then there's theft for petty competitions.
We've been taught how to STEAL from a young age. I don't even want to know what Mario's been teaching us!

Anyway, Happy 2K18 everyone!!!



Tuesday, 16 October 2018

Just a thought


I've been having a reoccurring thought circling through my head for a while now.

So here it is: Whoever named the letter "W" as "double u" in the English alphabet
must have felt PRETTY confident that no one would dream of using 2 U's next to each other in a word

You know what, I accept your challenge that I lysaali50 will find a word with 2 consecutive u's in the Great British language!

Wednesday, 2 May 2018

Cannibalism 💀

I had a debate this morning with someone about cannibalism, you know as you do at break time.
Basically we were debating whether cannibalism should be legalized. Personally I don't think that it should be legalized not because of dangers but because of social norms.

However, if you think about it all food comes from corpses, so if farms were placed next to graveyards, we'd all be indirect cannibals.

p.s. I still wouldn't anyone unless in EXTREME cases